2 posts tagged “filler”

Hello. I was going to blog today. Blog big and blog long. But I didn't. Boo!

And I only have time for a bite-sized blogette now. And it is merely to tell you this... Today, I had occasion to say "Is that your mum? She's really ripped!" Now, those were two sentences I never thought I'd put together.

Er... That's it. Bye.

Hello! I have lots to tell! But I've fallen a bit behind, on account of my computer being in a coma. I am not going to go into my current PC nightmare here, as it will bore you. So instead I am going to tell you some odds and sods wot have happened recently. Which may also bore you, but that's just tough titty.

• I have been working in a pub a lot. This is good when it's busy, but mindnumbing when it's slow. Not in the least because I have more recently discovered that the brewery forbid staff from reading, doing crosswords, or generally feeding information into their brains whilst on their time. Mental nourishment is to be avoided at all costs. This is presumably because as soon as those rusty cogs start moving, then staff might realise that polishing brass and wrapping cutlery for minimum wage is a waste of a life, and are likely to find more fulfilling work elsewhere. The tedium is occasionally mitigated by calls on the pub phone announcing that a text message has been received; and a 'voice' generated by BT will proceed to tell you that you are a "big gay cunt".
  
  
• Conversely, working in a pub when it's busy can be a lot of fun. I have been flirting with girls! Woo! One even told me that I had a lovely beard! Although I have reason to suspect that she had been taking pills.
  
  
• I spoke with Busty Farm Girl on the phone :
  Subideal : I saw a bunch of women dressed as cats. One was completely shitfaced, and it was still broad daylight. She was just lying on the floor. Her mates tried to move her, but there was just no way she was going anywhere.
  Busty Farm Girl : Are you sure she wasn't just looking for mice?
  
  
• I drove past a car with the number plate BI9 FUN. This amused me. Not in the least because the driver looked very serious and grumpy.

And we haven't even touched on my birthday weekend yet. That's two entries right there. But you're just gonna have to wait. Which is probably just as well.