These Car Boots Are Made For Walking Around and Looking At
There are lots of things to see at the monthly market and car boot sale! Everyone with less than an inch of forehead will flock from miles around - their cars queuing almost all the way to the Civic Amenity Site - the desire to bag a bargain thick in the air.
You can buy anything from raw meat to glow-in-the-dark foreplay dice and back again. You can pick up Downfall, an old cassette tape recorder, or 'Runaway Car' starring Judge Reinhold on VHS for just 50p (I imagine it to be a bit like 'Speed', only with a snappier title) :
Danielle arrives, her name emblazoned across the back of her red XR3i. Perhaps she plans to sell her car; although she has rather limited potential buyers.
One salesperson had forgotten to bring a table, and all her books lay in the dust.
I wanted to buy a gun from a sixteen-year-old with tramlined eyebrows and a Burberry cap - just so that I can say I have.
It was windy. We left and got ice-cream.
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glow-in-the-dark foreplay dice
explain please
Nutbar - the first is the action dice (e.g. 'Kiss', 'Fondle', 'Bite', 'Dismember'), and the second is for body bits (e.g. 'Lips', 'Neck', 'Boobs', 'Gall Bladder').
Erudite Balloon - yes. It's only really Sally Traffic that went into a vocation suiting her name.
I shall buy you a postcard from the next one I go to.
Are you likely to find a home pretzel maker at a "yard sale"?
HOT.